1. Friday night, Joe and Dre come over. Joe is
completely trashed after polishing off a bottle of So Co
(aka Sokey) nearly falls through the table, and falls
backwards on his ass on the steps. Gets pissed after
Stick and B started laughing, and leaves.
2. Wac sitting at the table, says to Stick and
Lyndsay Sue, "You guys okay with this?" Leans over to
blow a fart, sounds like a wet one. Wac, "I'm not ok
with this!" Then runs to the shitter!
3. The Illini tailgate at the Dome. Due to long
lines at the Port O Pots, all of us guys having to use cups
and bottles to urinate in. B tried using a bottle, but
accidentally pissed on his hand, had to pinch it off and
use a cup. Had to pinch it off several times due to
the cup being too small.
4. After B tossed a peanut in his mouth, shell and
all, Nicole gives a horrified look and says, "You took the
whole nut in your mouth, that's disgusting!" Wac
overhears and has to spit out his beer since he was laughing
his ass off!
5. Us nearly getting into a post game brawl with
Mizzou fans that were talking trash and rubbing our faces in
the Illini pathetic loss. As we were leaving, Stick
yelling at Mizzou fans out the window. "Hey nice game,
you guys were awesome today, go fuck yourself!"
6. Us drinking beer in the back of the truck as
Lindsay Sue drove us back to Bellevegas.
7. Dre talking about B adding her as a Facebook
friend, saying, "I was like, who the hell is this Mike Makie
guy?" That led to B being referred to as Mike Makie
the rest of the weekend, along with BG and Admiral.
8. Stick passing out in his room, later vomited all
over, forcing Lindsay Sue to sleep the rest of the night in
the living room. After vomiting, Stick rolled over
inadvertently and rolled in his own vomit!
9. The following day, Wac laughing at the puke stain,
and a brown poop like stain near it.
10. After puking in the room, Stick goes out to the
living room, lies down, then rips a very loud fart next to
Lindsay Sue.
11. Coad putting M & M's in the crock pot of
Italian beef that Wac was cooking. Wac later makes a
sandwich, bites into it, and gets a mouthful of Italian beef
and M & M's.
12. A half eaten sandwich later found in one of Wac's
cabinets.
13. At Dre's house, Dre getting totally trashed and
stumbling around the patio deck. Later strips down to
her bra and panties and jumps in the hot tub with all of
us!
14. The Stick going to Six Flags St. Louis with
Lindsay Sue, nearly puked on the Batman ride.
15. Wac for some reason saying that B's job entails
being a park ranger.
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