New Years Eve Highlights/Quotes

1. B giving the two finga and a thumb pose at Ed
Debevick's, with a chaw in his mouth while our picture
was being taken.

2. D wearing that dumb paper "Eat At Ed's" hat
throughout the entire time at the restaurant.

3. Dirk complaining that it was the worst restaurant
he's ever been to.

4. The dumb ass waiter, ripping on our alcohol
consumption, then saying, "I can't bring another
pitcher over till you finish that one, this isn't a
bar." What a douche.

5. B getting lost at the Dueling Piano bar, D seeing
B from a distance standing by myself thinking, "What
the hell is B doing?"

6. Dirk also saying that this bar was horrible.

7. B busting a move on the dance floor at the next
bar, trying to score some tail.

8. K getting booted from a bar for apparently no
reason, Dirk then trying to cheer him up with a test
tube shot of Jager. K then vomits immediately after
taking the shot, then vomits again out the front door
prompting the bouncer to say, "Ohh man!"

9. B, "Hey guys what do you think, does this shirt
need to be ironed?" Shirt is hanging off the hanger
on one side. "No, but why the hell don't you hang
your shirt up better than that?" Marti, "You might
want to run an iron over those pants." D, "Yeah B,
what did you have those in a drawer?" Marti, "The way
he hangs things up, they might as well be in a
drawer."

10. D calling Dirk's shoes "Robin Hood" shoes. B
later taking a picture with them on, with a double two
finga and a thumb.

11. Dirk insisted that the Outlaw Country station be
turned on, featuring one bad song after another,
featuring some host named "Hillbilly Jim."

12. B doing a Dick Jauron, Dave Wannstedt, Lovie
Smith, and Madden impression to the lyrics of Papa
Roach. "Take my money, take my obsession, take my
possession, I don't need that shit."

13. Us taking a group photo, B giving yet another
two finga and a thumb pose.

14. B getting dressed at 2 in the afternoon. "I'm
gonna have to do it eventually, why not now? Later
I'll be sitting here, having a drink, watching
football, while you'll all be running around trying to
get ready." Later B was thoroughly mocked for that
statement.

15. The line being out the door and up the stairs for
the women's pisser. A number of chick's then wound up
in the men's pisser. The black dude working in the
shitter said, "Man, I don't mind them coming in at
all, they can come in all night man!"

16. Everyone except B, in a failed attempt to find a
titty bar, since Habib was too incompetent to find one.

17. K, "Man B, you're just dumb."