Cubs - Tigers Highlights/Quotes

1. D calling and leaving a voicemail for B while he's
at work. "B, we're hear at Bernie's, in the beer
garden, and K just said that he has to pee and fart.
He just waddled over to the port-o-potty to complete
the deed."
2. K's game to the hot, tall chick. "How tall are
you?" Stand on his tip toes. "Ahh, I'm still not as
tall as you." Later in the weekend K claims that she
was digging him.
3. B apparently successfully spitting game at the
thick chick, but then pussing out to go home due to a
bad headache. Later, B admits that had he known he
was in he wouldn't have done that.
4. D calling B at quarter to 4, with this classic.
"B, I tried calling you numerous times, but you flat
out didn't answer. The girl said you were cute, you
could have been laid tonight." D said "flat out" 4
times.
5. Some fat black chick exposing her tits at Weiner
Circle.
6. K furiously scratching his face at the girls
place. "These damn cats." D follows with, "Shaving
might help." K gives him a "fuck you" look.
7. D, "B, meet us at Murphy's at 12:15, we'll be
there." B, "Uh huh." "Is that how you end a
conversation, with uh huh?"
8. K's message, "You're probably at the gym, or doing
something really stupid."
9. K to Bob when he got to Murphy's, "You look like
an old man." Bob had his Grace jersey tucked in,
shorts pulled up.
10. "Message from 815-272...." D, "That's not my
number." D and B die laughing after that comment.
11. B pulls out his wallet, K goes, "Look at that, it's
the George Costanza wallet." B, "It's a little
thick, I just cleaned it out." D, "Uhh, you need to
do it again." D and B shit themselves laughing again.
12. B majorly sweating this incredibly hot chick in
a Tigers t-shirt. B would've ripped that thing off with
his teeth.
13. D getting very annoyed when B kept telling him he
was wearing his Jimmy Buffett t-shirt to the graduation
party.
14. After B got annoyed at the idea of the graduation
party, D goes, "It's not gonna be a cake and ice cream
party B."
15. K wearing the shirt with B's two finga and a thumb
pic on the front, the one with B pulling his ear on
the back. K then shows it to one of the girls, she
has a look of total confusion. Either she was
confused by B's ridiculous photo ops, or that K would
wear that out to a bar, or both.
16. Bob drinking a beer in the shower at B's place.
17. B sitting and chilling with a cocktail on the
back porch at the chicks place. One of the girls
comes out and asks why he's sitting out by himself. B
says, "It's nice as hell out, I thought everyone was
coming out." She then grabs him by the hand, and leads
me back in. B says, "What the hell, we have all winter
to sit inside." She didn't respond.
18. B taking a piss in the alley, then hosing down
the front stoop with passing cars and pedestrians by
the building. Luckily nobody saw him, at least he thinks
no one did.
19. B locks himself out, calls Bob a couple times for
him to let B in. After some confusion as to where B
was, Bob let's him in.
20. D starts drinking Jack, things go downhill.
21. D tells the girls this is the worst party ever,
insinuates that they are bitches.
22. The deuchebag that was talking to the parents
about sex. Who does that?
23. Ironic item of the weekend. D giving B a ton of
shit for dipping early Friday night, saying B could
have been laid, then gets all of us black marked with
his commentary about the party and the girls
themselves.
24. D and K yelling at each other on the street, as
we were walking aimlessly.
25. B doing my hip-hop dance at Hi-Tops.
Surprisingly no females seemed blown away by it.
26. D doing some ass grindin' with some random
chick.
27. Bob and B walking home from the burrito place,
felt like they walked 10 miles.
28. Marti informs B that, "Dave left 3 messages on
my phone, none of them made any sense."
29. B, "What's that dog doing inside here." D,
"That's a seeing eye dog you moron. What do you think
this is show and tell day at the I-Hop."
30. And finally, B thinks a new record might have been
set for the amount of times, "Huh....homework" was
said.