Football Draft Weekend Highlights/Quotes

1. Wac asking Marti to hook him up with his sister.
2. Dirk making out with the girl he referred to as
pizza face, later referred to as pepperoni face on the
sidewalk outside Casey Moran's.
3. Dirk later nailing pepperoni face, and being
ashamed the next day.
4. Marti passing out in my room before scoring with
pepperoni face's friend.
5. D swoops in on pepperoni face's friend.
6. Marti failing to tackle D down the side of a hill,
then proceeds to slide feet first into a flower bed.
7. While waiting for the elevator, Wac grabs a mop
and starts mopping the floor outside the elevator.
8. Marti getting naked, proceeds to lay down between
D and B in my bed.
9. B then saying, "Ohh God, this has to stop."
10. Marti standing next to my window, naked, while
talking on the phone.
11. D, "I gotta take a shower, grab a beer, wash my
dick off."
12. D insisting he was going to sleep in B's bed each
night, unfortunately he did.
13. B's great college football predictions, "Take
Arkansas and the points, NIU and the points, and take
Miami to cover." All losers.
14. Dirk calling B "Skateboard B" all weekend.
15. K insisting that B keeps cooking one pizza after
another during the ND game, even though there were 2
cooked pizza's chilling on the counter that hadn't
been touched yet.
16. B burning his elbow on the inside part of the
oven door.
17. A total mess of straw all over the floor from B's
fake tree. B asks Marti, "Did you go on a Dubbya
Dubbya II mission last night?" Marti, "I don't think
I did."
18. B asking K about 5 times if he liked his t.v.
19. Wac, when seeing a hot chick, always goes,
"Dammit." Walk into Red Ivy, Wac says, "There's a lot
of dammit's in here."
20. Marti urinating in the blue garbage can in B's
living room.
21. Dirk and B having to hand scoop out the garbage,
since the bag was too big to fit in the trash chute
door. All this disgusting water was coming out, turns
out to be stale beer and Marti's piss.
22. B singing, "I'm Charles Rogers, I scored 17
touchdowns and something something."
23. Big Ben sleeping through the middle of the draft,
being woken up by D each time he's on deck. Ben keeps
asking about 20 different players each time, D keeps
responding, "He gone, he gone." Finally when a player
was there, Big Ben, "I'll take him!"
24. Marti ripping on D numerous times for taking
Brett Favre in the 9th round.
25. Why did B take Rex Grossman, prompting K to rip
on him endlessly.
26. B proclaiming himself the best fantasy host ever.
27. Marti and Coad taking a half dozen porno's as
parting gifts.
28. Big Ben spending an hour in the middle of the
night trying to figure out how to watch porn on DVD,
gave up and went back to sleep.
29. Marti yelling back and forth with one of the
chicks from Mo-Town in the garage.
30. Dirk getting lost on the way home from
Wrigleyville, asking a cab driver where the lake is,
"Ohh man, you gotta go way East!"
31. Marti rekindling the drunkeness by pounding beers
Monday morning.
32. Dirk forgets his phone charger in B's place, then
forgets it in D's car after being dropped off at
Midway.
33. Coad sharting his pants on the way home, wipes
his ass with a napkin, tosses it out the sunroof.
34. D and B laughing about it later, D says, "Can you
imagine how bad that car must have smelled?"
35. While B's going around picking up shit at his
place, he leans over and hears a tearing sounds, "Ohh
Christ, I just ripped my shorts."