Brotha's Wedding Highlights/Quotes

1. Shortly after dinner began, Marti turned to B
with a big smile and said, "We're gonna get drunk
tonight."
2. Marti offering to give the waitress 20 bucks if
she would get us some booze, turned down.
3. Marti asking Dirk to get us some booze. Dirk,
"Alright man, I gotcha covered." A few minutes later
Dirk’s back at the main table, us still without
booze.
4. Waitress asks us how we like our steaks prepared.
After B requested medium, Marti chimes in with, "Yeah
he likes it raw, straight off the horse." Amy S.
looks at Marti in horror and says, "We're not having
horse meat!"
5. As D and B were talking, Dirk walks by and crop
dusts them. D, "I think he just crop dusted us, he did,
that's disgusting!"
6. Later on, B looked around and made sure no one was
close and the music was loud at the time, so he unleashed
a big fart.
7. Later someone wanted to do the wave, Brotha
quickly put a stop to that by saying, "We're not doing
the wave."
8. Haw doing an excellent Eck impression by doing
Eck's voice while singing "Boot Scoot Boogie."
9. Mel coming through big time with my name card
that read, Bob "Maki Roll" Gordon.
10. D continuing to sing "Members Only" to B, asking
him why he dressed like Arthur Fonzerelli.
11. Marti, "Look at that chick playing the music,
look at the shadow on the wall from her, it's like a
damn eclipse." B lost it after seeing the shadow on
the wall.
12. Nick Denny and B laughing that the band from "Old
School" should have been hired. "I fuckin need to
know tonight, I fuckin need you more than ever."
13. Marti and D having a dance contest that B missed
unfortunately due to getting a beer and taking a piss.
14. Dean's girlfriend about Dean, "He's good in
bed, but can't dance worth shit." Maybe the quote of
the night right there.
15. B doing some great dancing to "Stayin' Alive" on
the dance floor.
16. Marti telling anyone that would listen that any
dude that could dance Michael Jackson's Thriller would
get laid by any broad in the place.
17. Some relatively attractive blonde chick
apparently flashing the kids table.
18. Some older large woman spittin some game at B,
and practically groping him.
19. Dirk sleeping at the bar afterward.
20. B defeating Haw at Golden Tee after Haw 3 putted
from 10 feet away.
21. Some older dude letting out loud belches on the
bus from the reception back to the hotel.
22. B and Dirk sharing a small pullout bed that
night. B wakes up next to Dirk and asks, "Are you still
wearing your tux?" Dirk, "Parts of it. I don't have
any bottoms on." B instantly was grossed out thinking
that he had shared a bed with a dude in close quarters
that had no bottoms on. Luckily he was kidding.
23. Dirk losing his credit card once again, and being
unable to find his "Robin Hood" shoes the following
day, being forced to wear his tux shoes with jeans
down to breakfast.
24. Dirk, "Don't spill that plate Marti." Marti was
very carefully carrying a plate with nothing on it.
25. Wac's drunken voicemail at 8am. "Drinking Red
Bull and orange juice, getting tanked again." Then
saying fuck it about 10 times, and concluding with,
"Bye, faggot."