Vegas Highlight's/Quotes

1. D and B mowing down the buffet at Caesars's Palace.
2. All the amazing talent at the Mirage pool, the Mirage and just about everywhere.
3. Eck sitting at the pool with no shirt on, getting burned to a crisp. Eck, "I don't care, I want a nice tan to go home with."
4. B winning 160 bucks playing black jack, then losing it all back and more.
5. At the Casino Royale, playing Blackjack Switch, D asks B how he’s doing. B looks back at him with a blank look, and gives no response. D then says to
Pudge, "I don't think B is doing very well."
6. B drunkenly stumbling into the Mirage nightclub, trying to talk to Dirk on the phone. B’s telling Dirk that he’s at a club at the Mirage. Dirk thinks he said he’s at a club ready to mosh.
7. B crawling into the bed at the end of the night. D happens to be in there, thinks he’s Jay, or as D calls him Boog. D, "Hey Boog, that you? Ohh B, that's you." Later B questions D why he's called Boog, and B keep calling him Booger.
8. At McDonald's the next day, some deaf broad is walking around handing out American flag pins to raise money for deafness. Pudge then asks, "How do you say no thanks in sign language?"
9. Dirk at a restaurant across from the Mirage, "Man, someone needs to shut that baby up." "Maybe he has collach, my son had that." "Yeah Ben was a collachy baby." Dirk, "Does that have something to do with his hair?"
10. D pushing B to get his video taken on this motorcycle with a video playing in the background. (One of those things where it makes it look like you're riding a motorcycle through the streets of a city) During the video, B mostly gave the two finger and a thumb pose, while the chick was telling him to lean back on the bike and say, "Whoa, whoa." D was laughing so hard he nearly fell down.
11. Some dickhead giving Dirk shit about how he was playing blackjack at the Casino Royale.
12. B sitting down, donating money to the Wheel of Fortune slots at the Royale, D comes over after B blew a big fart into the seat. "Ohh B, are you cooking them off over here?" "I am!" "Ohh my!"
13. Dirk getting an economy sized package of condoms, 30 condoms in total, and taking them all out of the package and stuffing them in his pockets before entering the Spearmint Rhino tity bar. As D said to him, "I don't know what you have planned for tonight Dirk."
14. Jay, aka Boog, providing a great quote. As we were discussing t.v. shows in the Mirage sports book, Boog says, "Curb Your Enthusiasm is a top 3 show on television, I haven't seen it in years though."
15. Mr. S., while we were in the Spearmint Rhino, answers D's question as to where Dirk was. D, "Where's Dirk?" Mr. S., "He's over there, standing
next to A.J." D, "A.J.?" Mr. S., "Yeah, your buddy that you came out here with." D, "Ohh you mean BG." Mr. S., "Yeah, whatever."
16. B sitting in the Mirage pool hot tub with some 50 something year old guys, and one incredibly hot chick. As she leaves and says bye to them, one of the guys goes, "Man, what an ass on that one."
17. In the Vegas aeropuerto the following day, D and B for some reason were discussing past Police Academy movies, and dying laughing at the one scene where Mahoney switches out the guys shampoo for super glue. "Ohh, I'm gonna be captain. Ahhh!" As his fingers get glued into his hair.
18. D, "Man, I gotta go take a shit. When I fart 2 times in a row, and they smell that bad, it's time to go."