St. Louis Highlights/Quotes

1. Some chick talking on the phone while Wac, Marti,
and B waited for the train to Busch. She yells into
the phone, "Jesus Christ!" Marti then responds,
"Yeeeeeees."
2. Paying 2.5 times face value for a bleacher ticket,
but still only thirty bucks, eight bucks cheaper than
a face value bleacher seat at Wrigley.
3. Marti offering his camera to B for 175 bucks,
then comes down to 150. B offers 20 bucks, Marti looks
at B with a look as if he'd seen a ghost.
4. Marti scoring two phone numbers, including one
from a high school chick going to graduate the
following day!
5. Wac getting pissed off that Marti successfully
scored some digits.
6. Wac saying to B in the bleachers about the high
school chick, "I keep noticing that she keeps
periodically sliding away from me, like this..." he
then demonstrates the slide by moving closer to her.
7. Marti, "Guys let's go, this game is over." As we
are walking towards Paddio's, we hear a loud crowd
reaction from the stadium, Cubs tie it up. Marti
apologizes, and is extremely pissed.
8. We go back into Busch later, some deuchebag points
at B after he spits some dip, and says there's no
dipping, then walks away. Wac, "I guess it must be
fuckin' family night again."
9. Some Cardinal fans taking offense at Marti's trash
talk after the Cubs victory.
10. Dirk saying he can get a hit off Santana if you
gave him 50 at bats. Wac and D get thoroughly
disgusted.
11. At 5:30am, it's light out, B proceeds to step on
the back porch with nothing on but boxers and take a
whiz off the porch.
12. Marti in the bleachers, "So-Touch-My-Couchie."
13. Dirk having a King Kong Bundy sized hangover
after polishing off a bottle of Jack the previous
night.
14. In the liquor store when Dirk and B went to pick
up the keg, some dude asks the chick behind the
counter, "So, it gets pretty hot in your country this
time of year doesn't it?" Dirk and B laughing about
it while waiting to load up the keg.
15. B, "Ahh, Dirk says to cancel his beer." Marti,
"That's fine, cause we didn't order him a fuckin' beer
anyway." A couple kids are right by.
16. Marti sunbathing in only his boxers, D looks out
the window at him, "Ohh my Lord."
17. Waylon coming out in the backyard, drops a half
dozen turds while doing a lap around the yard.
18. Wac, "This backyard smells like shit, I'm looking
at shit, listening to shit on the radio.." Radio was
playing the Cubs kicking the Cards ass.
19. Wac gettting pissed off while playing washers,
finds a stick on the ground and whips the shit out of
the side of the garage.
20. Marti, "Where else would you want to be?" Wac,
"Playboy Mansion."
21. Waylon and Ace "Ace In The Hole" licking each
other's dicks while playing. Someone saying, I forget
who, "K-9 Brokeback Mountain."
22. D and B in their futile attempt to get charcoal.
Instead they inadvertently get a driving tour of the
zoo and forest preserve.
23. Wac's cousin's friend bringing down Dirk's guitar
and amp and giving an impromtu concert. D says,
"It's Wacapolooza." Later the guitar is left on top
of the garbage can.
24. B sitting in the chair, totally wasted with
glassed over eyes.
25. B goes upstairs to pass out in Dirk's room, Dirk
comes in, "B are you all right?" "Yeah, I think I'm
fine."
26. Wac doing a Ravishing Rick Rude dance with the
tiki torch, pants falling down.
27. One of Wac's cousins friends, passed out with his
mouth open. Marti drops a tic tac in his mouth.
28. Ace In The Hole, dropping two logs on the carpet,
then circles around and pisses in the spot. Wac's
cousin dying laughing. Marti, "He's shitting, ohh now
he's pissing!"
29. Wac, "What the fuck, I paid 80 bucks for this
carpet at Carpets of America." "It's time this house
gets respected."
30. Marti, "What are you, a rabbit?"
31. Wac shaking a street sign, pants fall down and
his ass is exposed.
32. On B's way home, he stops in Atlanta for gas and to
piss. Bathroom smells like shit, B starts pissing, not
thinking anyone else is in there, then says out loud to
himself, "Man, smells like something died in here."
Then B hears some rustling from the stall, someone is
in there taking a dump. B quickly washes his hands, pays
for the gas, and hightails it back on 55 North!