1. Dirk telling anyone that would listen how pissed he was with each of his draft picks, saying his team was horrible. "I took white guys with my first 2 picks, what does that tell ya."
2. Parliament having a draft list with microscopic print, he had to hold the paper literally about and inch from his eye trying to read it. B, "Jesus Ben, you need a magnifying glass to read that damn thing." After asking B about a player on his list that B couldn't read since it was so small and blurred!
3. Haw drafting a player late in the draft then saying in all seriousness, "That was the best pick of the draft."
4. After a long discussion of how the payouts worked, Andy then asks, "How do the payouts work?" about 30 seconds later!
5. Dirk passing out on the couch, Joe gets Waylon to repeatedly jump on top of him to wake him up!
The following sequence of events, were likely the funniest to ever happen at a draft, which is saying a lot!
6. A foul smell starts in the apartment, prompting many to question the origin of the smell. At first it was dismissed that someone blew a nasty fart.
7. The smell gets worse, all of a sudden Dirk notices the cause, "Ben, don't move your right foot." B looks under the table where Ben was sitting and discovers the mother of all piles of shit on the carpet that Waylon left!
8. The entire place is horrified and erupts with laughter, the odor of the shit is enough to make you vomit. Dirk then jumps out of his chair to tend to the shit, causing Brotha's flannel to fall off the chair and right in the shit pile!
9. Dirk begins to clean it up, by scooping the huge logs of shit into an empty pizza box, then says, "Well, obviously he had to go."
10. There were also several dingleberries on the floor, one of which Brotha stepped in!
11. The following day at the Mr. & Mrs. S's household in Mo-Town, Joe and Dirk having a discussion about how punting should be eliminated from the game. Dirk, "A typical punt is about 47 yards, so just have it be like a 47 yard penalty if you turn it over on downs." After much discussion, while Joe is talking, Dirk cuts him off and yells, "Stop talking, stop thinking, and listen!"
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