Nashvegas Highlight's/Quotes

1. D saying the word penis very loudly in the Midway
airport, causing some old lady to look at him strangely.
2. B on arriving in the Nashvegas airport, "Man I
gotta piss real bad, hopefully there won't be any
Larry Craig types doing the toe tap under the stall
where I go."
3. D mocking B for how he was talking on the phone to
his dad after arriving in Nashville.
4. B telling Boog, Dirk, and D about my disbelief of
global warming being caused by humans.
5. After a meal of mexican sausage and refriend
beans, B had horrible gas at the first bar we went to
afterward.
6. D and Dirk offering B 50 bucks to go dance with
two hot chicks at a country bar on Broadway, later
they declined when I said I would do it.
7. Later all of us piled into a cab, got kicked out
after trying to get the driver to go in the Jack In
The Box drive thru.
8. B getting his right hand slammed in the cab door,
luckily nothing was broken.
9. Everyone passed out on the couches, B passes out in
Boog's bed. Originally B laid down on the floor, but
Waylon kept licking him and sniffing him, so B got up
and moved to Boog's bed since he was passed out on the
couch. Upon informing Dirk of this the next day, he
replied, "I don't buy it, he would have just gone away
if you ignored him."
10. Boog and B the following morning exchanging loud
smelly farts.
11. Discussing x ray machines at the airport, Dirk
wondering how the x ray works, and why couldn't you
wrap up a gun in many shirts and not be detected.
Boog explained the x ray can see through it, prompting
Dirk to say, "If you can see everything you really
can't see anything."
12. Dirk at the first sports bar we were at on
Sunday, "The point is, this game is just not
very.....Whoah!!!!!!!" After catching a whiff of a
horrible fart blown by their friend from Vanderbilt, B
forgot his name.
13. The guy sitting at the table behind him, upon
smelling the fart, "Man, someone dropped butt
seriously."
14. Dirk on the phone with the Marti Party, "Because
I don't have any fucking money man." He then says to
some old bag, "Ohh, sorry about the language" then
goes back to Marti, "Fuckin A man."
15. Dirk later on at Sam's sports bar, revealing that
he nailed two different chicks that work there.
16. D and Dirk hanging out on the back porch, smoking
cigars, Dirk drops his cigar in a gutter loaded with
dry leaves. D, "I think the fire department might be
out here tonight." Luckily nothing happened.
17. Monday morning, Boog and B exchange farts again,
Boog, "Man, there's been a lot of gas blown in here
this weekend."
18. Boog's incredibly loud nose blowing.
19. Dirk passing out Sunday night in an upright
position on the couch, with open beers in each hand.
20. Boog crushing all the empty cans for recycling,
Dirk asks him what he's doing. "I'm separting the
cans for recycling, something you never do." "I don't
believe in it, it all goes to the same place, the
junkyard." "You don't believe in recycling, B doesn't
believe in global warming, what's next?"
21. At the bar on Sunday, B was mentioning how much
money he blew Saturday night, D said he was in the same
boat. D, "I was buying rounds of shots, you didn't
buy any shots you cheap bastard." B, "What's wrong
with buying beer?"
22. B on numerous occasions trying to dodge Waylon
by juking him out, prompting Dirk to say, "That's
never gonna work B."