1. Wac and B in a cab heading home from that bar in River North, Wac strikes up sexual conversation with the black female cab driver. Starts off with him saying to B, "I gotta wash my hands after this." B, "Why?". Wac, "Cause there is probably cum all over this seat. Hey, has anyone ever made love in your cab?" Driver, "No, have you done that?" Wac, "Yeah."
2. Wac and B staying up till 5am when they kept saying earlier that they needed to get some decent sleep to avoid a hangover Saturday.
3. After picking up D, we see some Jewish people walking down the sidewalk. I forget exactly what D said, but made some hilarious off the wall comments!
4. At the game, Wac drops an F bomb within ear shot of the Party. Marti turns to B and says, "Tell Wac to stop dropping F bombs." B tells Wac and he responds with, "Ok mom."
5. Wac unable to find an ATizzle after walking around the park for nearly 2 innings, refuses to participate in the dollar game due to lack of cash.
6. Wac repeatedly saying "Heeeehhhh" to everything Marti was saying. Marti eventually gets assed up and threatens to kick Wac's ass if he does it again. Wac responds with, "Heeeehhhh!"
7. D throughout the game giving B shit for not setting the DVR for the race, B responds with, "Who gives a shit, what are you going to miss the first lap of 267?" We get back in plenty of time, then later on D loses interest and doesn't even see the end of it!
8. Wac doing a David Letterman/Larry King style interview with D concerning his possible move to Dallas.
9. Wac, completely shitfaced, gets up from the couch, starts falling forward towards the coffee table like Chris Farley in the beginning of Tommy Boy. Somehow, he rights himself and does a forward flip missing the coffee table and landing on his head. He then sat down and started moaning, "Ohh my head!" B then gets him an ice pack for his head, he then proceeds to pass out shorty thereafter, classic moment!
10. Out at Mullen's, Marti completeley bombed after we all took a shot of Jack, disappeared for a little while, B then notices him standing around by himself, staring off into space with his mouth open!
11. Marti falling and stumbling on his way home, fell on his ass causing him to have a sore ass and dirty jeans the next day.
12. Marti cooking up a burrito in the microwave, eats about half of it, then passes out!
13. B going to sleep, all of a sudden Marti comes in the room a short while later, slurring, "Hey B, you gotta a blanket for me to use, I'm fuckin freezing!"
14. D comes in early in the morning, lays down next to B. Later B asks him to cuddle, but he refused, stating it was because I ripped ass about 10 times in a half hour, Ha!
15. D the following morning, showing Wac and B all of Eck's ridiculous pictures on Facebook, nearly died at D's interpretation of them!
16. Wac looking at his ticket with a picture of Ernie Banks on the ticket. "Is this Hank Greenberg?"
17. B stating on the vator ride up, "Man, I gotta urinate like a race horse!" D then pulls on my shorts, to the point of breaking the button off them!
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