Fantasy Baseball Highlights/Quotes

1. Marti asking for quiet, then delivering a speech thanking everyone for attending. Wac then chimes in with, "What are you going to cry?" to the Party.

2. Wac saying Marti looked like someone from Make A Wish Foundation, while the Party was laying in bed drafting his squad.

3. Marti taking Mark DeRosa in the 5th round, which was met with a collective silence in the room. Marti, "Well, I guess that was a shit pick."

4. D getting extremely assed up when his job propects were brought up by K and Wac. D was in the tanked and fired up mood. D, "I'm not moving to St. Louis, it's glorified Bloomington!"

5. Wac pushing Marti to the floor, Marti hurting his back after hitting the chair. Not sure what prompted Wac to do that.

6. Coad breaking out the pimp Cardinals robe. Actually a cool robe, despite the fact it is a Cardinal robe. Then taking some catcher in the 6th round that no one had heard of.

7. After Steinhaus had to write in the name Coad took, B turned to D and started laughing hysterically saying, "Normally we may have to write in a name at the end of the draft, not in the 6th round!"

8. Wac drafting 4 players already taken, D drafting 2. After D took his first player that was already off the board, D erupted with, "Fuck it, I'll put a 100 bucks in there, I'll take 100 more players that have already been picked!"

9. At the bar, Wac in an extremely tanked state, got cut off from more booze. Later got the heave ho.

10. B playing pool with a chaw in, spat a huge dip spit in the corner. Someone says, "Hey, don't do that, that guy right there is watching us, he works here." B’s response, "Who gives a fuck?"

11. While playing pool, Wac comes over several times and starts trying to advise B how to play pool properly, most of it was slurred gibberish.

12. B looks over and sees K drop his beer off the pool table on the floor, foams up and starts spraying out the top. Apparently K did this again later.

13. Coad hooking up with some cougar.

14. D and B sharing the pull out bed, barely big enough for one person much less 2. But the only other option was sharing the king size bed with Marti and Dirk. After B layed down, B jokingly put his arm around D and said, "Hi there sweetie." D, "Ahh, get away ya queer!"

15. Marti mistaking Dirk for his woman, trying to snuggle up with him. Reminds B of the classic scene from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Marti is John Candy, Dirk is Steve Martin. Dirk, "Marti, why did you just kiss my ear?" Marti, "Why are you holding my hand?" Dirk, "Where's you other hand?" Marti, "Between 2 pillows." Dirk, "Those aren't pillows!!!!!! Ahh!!!!!" "See that Bears game last week, helluva game, helluva game, Bears going all the way this year."

16. Marti up at the ass crack of dawn, making noise and opening the drapes. D gets extremely pissed and storms out of the room with Haw.

17. Marti, "Come on B, get ready we gotta go, we gotta get to the free breakfast in the lobby." B starts envisioning a nice breakfast spread with eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, omlettes made to order. Instead it's stale doughnuts and hard boiled eggs.

18. While we were sitting there, all of us collectively kept ripping ass while we were talking. When we got there, the place was crowded, after about 10 minutes it was cleared out, wonder why.

19. On our way home, Bob was talking to Josie. "I already took a shower this morning, but I slept next to Haus last night, so I think I need another one."